Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Council gets Klassy!

The Salem City Council passed an ordinance allowing the public to comment for 15 minutes during city council meetings. Set your DVR. The freaks and geeks will be out.

Check out the Scranton PA city council, which is famous for its city council public commentary. Go to Youtube, and search for Scranton City Council. Here is one user who has posted several examples. Here's another, check out the Ray Lyman videos especially.

I can't wait till we get our own crazy theater.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Tyler Lagatta update!

I once described Tyler Lagatta as a one punk crime spree. Well, it seems like nothing has changed and this piece of human excrement is still living on English Street, in the Derby Street neighborhood, rather than spending his days and nights surrounded by bars not named Witches Brew or In a Pig's Eye.

Salem Patch is reporting that Tyler, now 20, was arrested yet again on Sunday for being a one punk crime spree. He faces 11 charges including larceny (his specialty), domestic assault, possession of narcotics, intent to distribute, possession of marijuana, intent to distribute, and witness intimidation.

View this trashhole on his facebook page, where he says:

"i just dont give a fuck what you think about me like i said before you either you love me or hate me but if you understand me my heart goes out to you and thank you for everything"

Oh, we understand you, idiot. God, I hope at some point you end up in front of a real judge, who will make you pay for all of your past break-ins. Anyone but judge Mori who would probably fall for your stupid broken home excuses. At least I assume that's why you have three siblings listed on facebook, and not one of you shares a last name. Your mother should probably be sterilized at this point, so she doesn't inflict any more like you on us.

Sincerely,

The victim of a car break-in in your neighborhood

PS - Sorry that doesn't really narrow it down more for you.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Monique Gonyea update!

I received the following from a reader. They asked to stay anonymous, and of course I'll honor that. Here it is in its original format.


DEAR KEEP IT KLASSY
I AM WRITING TO YOU ABOUT THE MONIQUE GONYEA POST AND HOW SHE LIKES TO KEEP IT KLASSY, WELL I WANTED TO UPDATE YOU ON WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR CITY OF SALEM...... HOWEVER I WOULD LIKE TO STAY ANONYMOUS WHERE I DO KNO THAT FAMILY... MS. GONYEA HAD COURT ON THURSDAY AND THEY LET HER OUT AGAIN, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THEY HAVE LET HER OUT OF FRAMINGHAM AFTER HER LITTLE STEALING STUNTS, SHE HAS DONE ALL TOGTHER MAYBE 3 WEEKS FOR ALL HER STEALING SPREES.... MS GONYEA ALSO HAD COURT YESTERDAY FRIDAY THE 22..... COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW SOMEONE CAN HAVE 5 PROBATION VIOLATIONS AND 3 OPEN CASES SINCE JANUARY 2010 AND NOT BE IN JAIL DOING A SENTENCE? HOW DOES SHE KEEP WALKING AWAY? I KNOW THERE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT READ YOUR BLOGS AND YOUR TWITTER AND THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU POSTED SOMETHING AND MADE THE PUBLIC REALLY AWARE OF THE SITUATION THAT WAS HAPPENING IN THERE CITY THAT SOMETHING WOULD GET DOWN...... I CAN LET YOU KNOW THAT AS OF SEPT HER KIDS DAD DID TAKE HER TO COURT FOR EMERGENCY CUSTODY THAT WAS GRANTED TO HIM DUE TO HER STEALING! HOW IS THIS SAFE FOR THE CONSUMERS OUT SHOPPING? SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T THINK ABOUT ANYONE THAN HERSELF SO WHAT IT IS GONNA TAKE FOR THE COURTS TO REALLY PUT HER AWAY........ WHAT A WASTE OF TAXPAYERS MONEY.


THANK YOU FOR READING
ANONYMOUS...........




So there you have it. Monique still plagues Salem businesses. We're always open to your emails at keepitklassysalem@gmail.com. Find us on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/klassysalem