Sunday, November 8, 2009

Klass komes from Marblehead!

Our most recent klassy award winner is Taylor Jackson, of Marblehead, or Delmar, NY, or she doesn't really seem to know where she's from. This 22-year-old prize of a young "lady" decided to enjoy the Salem nightlife Thursday night by getting smashed at O'Neill's, followed by a joyride up Lafayette right into a tree by Loring Ave. This genius then decided to drive her car, spewing fluids, about a mile closer to Marblehead until it died. Then, she hid in the bushes, and called her daddy to come save her.

Unfortunately for Taylor, the Salem police found her first. When they did, Taylor insulted the Salem police, lied, told her father to shut up when he showed up to save her, and displayed an air of superiority that she VERY clearly hasn't earned and doesn't deserve.

Read all about it from the Salem News here.

Salem State should expel this piece of human excrement as an example to their students of their responsibility to be good citizens in the community, as well as good students. Taylor, and her parents, should be ashamed. Unfortunately, it's clear from her actions that she's incapable of feeling shame.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Adolf Obama?

I was driving by Salem State Saturday, on my way to the farmer's market in Marblehead, when I noticed eight to ten people standing on the sidewalk in front of Salem State's theater. Apparently our esteemed representative Tierney was holding a public forum that morning. Rather than attending, and voicing their opinions to the rep, who could use them, they decided to stand outside protesting something, but I don't know what, because the only things visible were pictures of our president, with a Hitler moustache drawn on all of them. Very klassy. Beyond being klassy, it was just plain ineffective. I have no idea what their point was, and even if I did I would discount it based on the utter lack of respect they showed to the office of the president of this country.

Listen, the first amendment protects the rights of people to say and do stupid stuff, and they don't disappoint. That said, the office of the president deserves a certain amount of respect, whoever holds it. This is equally true if they are an Obama, or a Bush, a Clinton or a Reagan.

So way to keep it klassy, protesters.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Pereira update!

Remember young Timmay Pereira? He's back in the news as he has now plead guilty to several charges for the accident.

Read about it here.

My favorite part of the article is where his lawyer calls him a stand up individual who has led an exemplary life. Pay no attention to the charges that he bashed someone with a bat.

I'll give some kudos to the mother of Timmy's cousin. She asked the judge to sentence Tim to at least a year in jail. However, I'll remind her that her son obviously chose to get in the car with this hooligan.

Pereiras, still keeping it klassy.